The Amazing Spider-Man 2 looks, well, amazing

My immediate knee-jerk reactions to a one-time viewing of the above trailer precisely 120 seconds ago:

  • I love Sally Field.
  • I’m going to start calling my mom “laundry sheriff.”
  • Jamie Foxx. Meh.
  • Oh Emma Stone, you flawless creature.
  • “I’d like to think that Spider-Man gives people hope.” That’s cute. You’re cute.
  • Wait, what are you doing? That looks like a good way to get hurt.
  • Yep, electrocuted. Should’ve listened to me.
  • Who just has eels floating around in a lab like that? That’s a good way to get yourself dead.
  • You’re not dead. Of course not. Why would you be dead? It’s an action movie with no basis in reality.
  • Blackouts in Manhattan must be terrifying.
  • How do they DO that?
  • What’s this song?
  • So now he can just suck power from every electrical source? That’s too easy.
  • They never freeze.
  • Whoa. Blue jelly skin. That must’ve been a fun six hours in a make-up chair.
  • “Yo, Sparkles!” You’re funny, Peter.
  • “How could you forget me?” Dude, he just said he remembered you. Your name is Max. Chill out.
  • “You lied to me!” When?
  • Ouch.
  • “Peter Parker.” “Harry Osborn.” THAT’S Harry Osborn? Ohhhh no, James, we need you and your fine ass back somethin’ fierce.
  • Well, I know where I’ll be May 2.
  • “Enemies will unite.” Don’t they always?
  • These movies always showcase how incredibly lame Peter’s “powers” really are. “Look! I can shoot … floss.”
  • Uh-oh, don’t make those faces. That’s how the old guy lost his job.
  • What is it with superhero movies and the destruction of New York? Leave my city alone! (I’m lookin’ at you, Loki.)
  • “We have no chimney.” “Whaaaat?”
  • Looks epic.
  • Tobey Maguire hates his life right now. And rightfully so.



2 thoughts on “The Amazing Spider-Man 2 looks, well, amazing

  1. Amazing trailer. I can’t wait! 🙂


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